Monthly Archives: July 2014

Garbage Brain

that's a brain, not to be confused with a strawberry

This is a garbage brain, not to be confused with a strawberry taking out garbage.

I’m thoroughly unimpressed with life recently. There was a time not too long ago that I could see a miracle in a flower.

Now I see traffic jams, I see people with more money than me, I feel tense, and short-fused, and agitated. Everyone is a burden and they better get the fuck out of my way.

What needs to change? The six inches in between my ears? Great. I’m suffering from stinkin’ thinkin’ garbage brain. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a diagnosis.