1. Why am I doing this again?
2. Why is that newcomer more sober than me?
3. Why do I listen to my sponsor when she “suggests” I don’t get an impulse tattoo?
4. What’s Step 1 again?
5. People are fucking stupid.
6. No wait…I love sobriety. I should celebrate my one year.
7. I should celebrate my one year by drinking.
8. I should come up with my own AA where alcoholics can drink.
9. Am I sure I’m an alcoholic?
10. I wouldn’t have anything good in my life if it weren’t for AA.
11. This will probably pass.
12. I should call my sponsor.
13. I should pray.
14. I need candy.